I invited him to a party
Out of doors, you see
He came along quite promptly
And meat he with him brought
Quite a feat you would have thought
As we were all veggie!
We put it in the freezer

This lump of loverly meat
But later he wouldn’t admit it
And just stared down at his feet
When we asked him later
About the time he bought the meat!


Copyright © Christopher J. Hudson 1992